Why does ‘Questionnaire’ rhyme with ‘Millionaire’?

And why does it have two ‘N’s? I always spell it wrong!

Anyway, I’ve spend the last year and a half* composing a questionnaire for you – all 47 of you in the world who have read my book or know about it – and I’d be grateful if you spent 17 seconds of your life filling it in. Then print it out on heavyweight gold-embedded paper and send it to the following address: Millionaire’s Row, Brisbane, Australia.

Thanks! Here’s the link:


[ * I exaggerated by a factor of 365.]




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