A Few Quick Pointers:

Hi. Welcome to the blog I wrote with uncanny timing just a few HOURS/ DAYS/ MONTHS/ YEARS/ DECADES* before my untimely death. [ * SELECT ALL THAT APPLY ] The blog wherein I instruct you all in how to undertake the details of my lavish State Funeral. First off, I know you'll be in shock …

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“We Have Not Come Here to Grieve …”

Thanks to Interflora for the image There are two expressions I do not want to hear at my funeral, or any other, ever again! Here is the first: “We are not here to grieve; we are here to celebrate a life.” I first heard it said by a smarmy God-botherer at a funeral in Christchurch …

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